carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

I was asked to “make the period anon rebloggable” but i’m not sure which one they meant so here u go bbys: anons who inbox’d me about periods.

I was asked to “make the period anon rebloggable” but i’m not sure which one they meant so here u go bbys: anons who inbox’d me about periods.

ericafw:

killette:

“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.

Tattoos always look awesome.

(Source: thievinggenius)

fortheloveofsalazar:

rubysp720:

thedragonbornlives:

A Yahoo guide to the ways of tumblr

I fixed it

Bless You.

quantumdae:

rnemeblogger:

good one

more like 20 or more posts a post

(Source: kurtains--cobain)

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim)

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?

repelo-muggletum:

(Source: peetalongbottom)

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Ernest Hemingway (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

jeanpaul-sophie-ranier:

miakosamuio:

I love how much we all love everything about Harry Potter.

Like this is a gif of Harry untying his shoe, and we’re all like FUCK YEAH HARRY UNTYING HIS SHOE CHECK OUT HIS SHOE-TAKING-OFF SKILLZ YOU GO BOY!

it has literally gotten to the point that this fandom needs new material so bad that we are all reblogging a picture of harry untying his shoe

he’s not even using magic or anything

(Source: disillusionedcupotea)

newtypezaku:

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